http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nuns_of_Doom
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"The nuns have an impressive arsenal at their hand for the battles against various evils. In addition to being able to fly on their own power. They also have laser beam eyes and fire breath. A Mother Superior has the additional power to grow 1000 ft tall. Each nun has a retarded alpaca to carry all their goods; they promise their alpacas retarded alpaca ice-cream. The nuns of doom carry evil ak-47's aka terrorist guns and blow the mother fucking snakes off the mother fucking plane"-exerpt uncyclopedia
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