Nothing makes me laugh so hard as when I happen to be riding on the shitty train or walking the streets I should not be walking, and clear as day, right before my eyes, is the word "FUCK" written in huge childish upper-case defilements. "FUCK." So blunt, so profound. It mocks factory buildings, bathroom walls, and, why nothing can be better then when the word "FUCK" corrodes the pearl-white siding of a trophy home in gated-community-ville or the freshly waxed SUV of a soccer mom. "TITS, " "ASS," "FUCK." Why do I laugh? Why, I laugh because the vandals, making their profound statements, have given meaning as to what these victims of spray-paint and sharpies represent: SHIT. Now, there is a word. "SHIT." That's right. The shit that knocked down all the trees that made up the wooded areas I used to run through and explore as a child. The shit that clogs up the traffic, SUV gas-guzzling soccer-mommy exhaust pipe spewing "SHIT."
So, yeah, what could be better revenge than good old-fashioned vandalism when it comes to getting some revenge against the upper classes that plug our streets with brand new, GPS included, seat warmer, butt-fucking air extinguisher, piece of shit disguised in platinum golden spokes tacky toys that clog the air, streets, MURDER...ers. "FUCK" How does that toot your horn. How horrid. I am having a heart-attack, no, wait, really, I just had that siding...ouch...just bought that Audi.....ouch...I think.....WHERE THE DICKENS ARE MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS!!! OUCH!..........
See, officer, I thought that stuff was cleaning fluid. Yeah, I really did. But, after all that hard work on Mr. Vanderbilt's novel audi/SUV, I had, I needed a smoke break. I hardly lit the match and POOF! Like Armageddon! I swear officer, I had no idea. Someone must have labeled the cannister wrong. I get straight A's in school. Please don't tell my mommy, please? I didn't mean it. I didn't.
Nothing like a "Gated-Community" to keep the zombies locked away from the lower classes. Thank God. Throw away the key I say!
STAY AWAY!
Oh my, what happened to this fine looking piece of plastic?
Those evil vandals! Where the police around here? How do they get in to OUR neighborhood? This land is our land what? No, no, no, This is our neighborhood; we pay to live here and we pay for its comforts. How could such a thing happen to OUR neighborhood? Beware! Vandal!
Every nice white upper-class neighborhood wishes death upon the vandals, but I believe there are more vandals than they can handle. Get to work vandals!
Jesus! Who ripped up your lawn and kicked your make-believe flamingo to the ground. Who would do such a thing! And television room window....mauled by a huge football.....strange! Is this the Armageddon? Where are the cops? I bet it was a bunch of uneducated drug fiends! Let's get em'!
Whoah Soccer Bitch! What happened to your prize? Your mobile looks terrible! You better get those suckas! Who is the sucker really? Well...uh... never mind...where'd they go?
WOOPS!!!!
UH-OH! Here comes the wrecking ball! RUN FOR COVER!!!!! How did they get hold of a goddamn wrecking ball! SHIT!!!! Here it comes!!!!Excuse me. Just taking OUR land back. Beware.
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